Is this supernatural
tips for if you’re considering making fun of that person near you and making them feel self conscious and uncomfortable because you’re bored and think it’s funny
2. find nearest trash can
3. get in
There are actresses who build themselves, and then there are actresses who are built by others. I want to build myself.
what do you call a sunburnt penis
Kyle this is the worst
You remind me of someone. Someone who died.
First, the standout in the class, and the one you should all make it your mission to destroy.
"Everything about this movie is way beyond what I expected. The thing is, I went into it with no expectations at all, and I just committed to David’s process. It’s been one of the craziest rides I have ever had making a movie."
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble, yeah.
teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people
The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU