today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
augustus, is that you?
no he died
When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.
"Headline?" "Swing Set Needs Home," I said. "Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home," he said. "Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children" I said. He laughed. "That’s why." "What?" "That’s why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival version of the word pedophile?"
Brad Simpson + The Vamps Lyrics
I bet Aphrodite’s just having a ball up there on Olympus and writing fanfiction for Percabeth all night
the worst thing about Aphrodite’s fanfiction is that it often becomes canon
why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me
my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity
So, my dash has a few fandoms that are hard to find posts for, so if you post any of the following or their casts, reblog this post and I’ll check out your blog!
You don’t have to be following but that would be nice
- The Maze Runner
- Mara Dyer
- Once Upon a Time
- Chaos Walking
- Harry Potter
- Teen Wolf